what do you bring to a rock festival?

sleeping bag? check.

cans of soup? check.

box of matches? check.

watermelon as canteen?

my arms too full to check.

walk through rock fest gates,

skinny legs wrapped in fatigues,

tank-topped, flat-bellied,

still a virgin, but pregnant

with desire

for rock-and-roll.

watermelon as chair holds me

as I await Amboy Dukes and Ravi Shankar

with 60,000 others in Stevens Point,

10,000 more than Monterey Pop

but only a tenth the supreme get-together

attracted the year before at Woodstock.

two rocks, round as squashes

straddle kindling and dried weeds,

which I light, set atop with open can of soup

balanced like a dancer

on stone feet,

bon appetit!

I sleep with watermelon under my knees

so no one will steal it,

meanwhile, strolling hippie dudes

choose 2 am to storm the pup tent,

not for watermelon,

but its payload of four lasses, sleeping shoulder to shoulder.

I use watermelon as weapon,

roll melon and me forward,

kick one dude in the jaw

with my foot,

while a fellow sleep-interrupted pal

knees another through canvas curtain.

the sorrowful straggled

keep a 20-foot distance

the rest of the weekend,

shaking their heads.

One calls from afar,

“where the heck do girls like you come from, anyway?”

I hold the watermelon

over my head with two hands.

“we grow the likes of us in pods like this, man,”

I say, hurl the watermelon

on the ground in front of me,

splitting it into four pieces

dudes jump back

farther still,

my tent mates kneel,

dip and dine

on cool sweetness,

red liquid dripping down our faces.


About the author:

Cynthia Gallaher is a Chicago USA-based author of four poetry collections, three chapbooks, and an award-winning nonfiction/memoir/creativity guide. Her hybrid memoir “Match Heads: My Conversations with Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber” will be published 2027 by Southern Illinois University Press.

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